February 2011
CUTE.
He Won't, So He Will.
You won’t reply to her text messages & won’t pick up her calls, so she talks to another guy who will.
You’re too busy to spend time with her, so she chills with a guy who actually wants to see her.
You’re not making an effort for you & her being together, so she’s with a guy who doesn’t make her feel alone.
Don’t trip when after you guys break up, there’s already someone else ‘cause he...
DONT FUCKIN SAY YOU AINT READY…
When you’re just chillin’ and then all of a sudden you smell weed.
Dear mindfucker,
and fuck you hard.
LOVE LOVE LOVE Jeffrey Campbell
January 2011
OOo Mila sooo damn gorgeous.
MMMM JAMES FRANCO!
If he misses you, he’ll call just to hear your voice. If he wants you, he’ll say it. And if he cares, he’ll show it. If he has a thought about you, it will come out of his mouth. If you are on his mind non-stop, he will do anything he can just to see you. If he truly likes you, he won’t let get anything in the way and fight back just to keep you in his arms. If not, he can’t be worth your time...
when a guy you barely know proceeds to comment...
My fave SAG 2011 gowns.
Open your mind Think for yourself and go, go, GO Get the fuck off the couch Go read a fucking book Go turn off the fucking TV
Open your eyes OPEN YOUR MIND
And to those who choose not to And to those who don’t like this And to those who can’t dig my message All I gotta say to them is
FUCK YOU
& WE’LL FLIP A COIN TO DETERMINE OUR FUTURE TAILS, WE’LL BE TOGETHER :: HEADS, WE’LL FLIP AGAIN.
I just got a wetty.
